Exclusive Report #1

This new exclusive report addresses why martians celebrate Christmas. Top secret evidence and the latest spy computer viruses show that Martians are bored extraterrestial creatures, with nothing to do. They are actually not alive, but are rather ancient rolling stones, with a collective intellegence stored in a super computer on a distant planet. So anyway, they looked to the nearest M class planet to find something to do... when they saw Christmas celebrations, they decided to treat their welcomed Earth visitors, the new rovers, with Christmas cheer. That is why they added snow, dressed up in red and green, and gave curious rover explorers 2x jet boosters so they could travel faster, for a limited time. This report has revealed much about Martian psychology, and has explained the Christmas cheer observed on Mars.

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